Saturday, May 21, 2011

Some Random Notes on Aging

  • You know what day of the week it is by the pills left in your pillbox.
  • It's easier to say "no" to a fun evening that, years before, would only have gotten you into trouble.
  • It's safe to flirt with young people because you're grandparently and, therefore, cute.
  • You no longer give a damn that you're grandparently and cute.
  • It's not disgusting when your dentures slip out of place. It's funny.
  • You get the first serving of the holiday turkey.
  • You know the difference between a heart attack and heartburn.
  • You don't panic when somebody predicts the end of the world. Your world has ended so many times before, you know now how to deal with it.

9 comments:

  1.  I'm glad we made it past 6pm eastern time today.      I think you would only be grandparently to an infant.     thanks,  sp

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  2.  LOL, thanks. I'm actually pretty good with babies. I'm beginning to remember what it was like ;-)

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  3. I love this, Glenn. Keep the random notes coming, please. 

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  4.  HA! Thanks, baby. I'll do my best. Not as sharp as I used to be, you know.

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  5. I would like to add one; gravity isn't your friend!

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  6. Unless you're on your back.

    Oh! I didn't say that.

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  7.  Spoken like a Southern lady of great distinction, my dear.

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  8. I wish I could say I am from the south. The closest I have come is living in Southern California for a few years! But thank you, kind sir.

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