Saturday, May 21, 2011

Some Random Notes on Aging

  • You know what day of the week it is by the pills left in your pillbox.
  • It's easier to say "no" to a fun evening that, years before, would only have gotten you into trouble.
  • It's safe to flirt with young people because you're grandparently and, therefore, cute.
  • You no longer give a damn that you're grandparently and cute.
  • It's not disgusting when your dentures slip out of place. It's funny.
  • You get the first serving of the holiday turkey.
  • You know the difference between a heart attack and heartburn.
  • You don't panic when somebody predicts the end of the world. Your world has ended so many times before, you know now how to deal with it.


  1.  I'm glad we made it past 6pm eastern time today.      I think you would only be grandparently to an infant.     thanks,  sp

  2.  LOL, thanks. I'm actually pretty good with babies. I'm beginning to remember what it was like ;-)

  3. I love this, Glenn. Keep the random notes coming, please. 

  4.  HA! Thanks, baby. I'll do my best. Not as sharp as I used to be, you know.

  5. I would like to add one; gravity isn't your friend!

  6. Unless you're on your back.

    Oh! I didn't say that.

  7.  Spoken like a Southern lady of great distinction, my dear.

  8. I wish I could say I am from the south. The closest I have come is living in Southern California for a few years! But thank you, kind sir.


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