Friday, April 29, 2011

A Royal Wedding

In the early hours of the morning this morning, Prince William (of Wales - not England; that was his real title - CNN told me so) married Kate Middleton. Since I was up and down all night with heartburn and GERD, I found myself watching most of the television coverage.

If you haven't seen it yet, don't bother. Nothing went wrong. Prince Harry didn't seem to be drunk or hungover. No one in the crowd of millions complained about the obscenity of a royal family sitting pretty atop a pile of poverty. All the commentators gushed about the beauty of Kate's gown.

Gimme a break. She's marrying the future king of England, she's gonna show up in a K-Mart garden frock? And fat chance we'll ever get to see those pictures of the kid smooshing wedding cake in his bride's face.

I wish them long life and happiness.

Now where are those reruns of SVU? I need me some Mariska kicking pervert ass.

(And PS, what the hell is that on that girl's head?!)

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