Contemplating One's Utter Failure

I should have read the rules before I got started. What a waste of my years. I've done everything wrong.

Herewith, a list of things that those-in-the-know have decreed one must never photograph, unless one wishes to reveal oneself as incompetent and a fool:

• Graveyards

• Holiday Pictures

• Pets

• Homeless People

• Flowers

• Ashtrays

• Your Car or Its Rearview Mirror

• Puddles

• Looking Up a Tree

• Live Bands

• Grafitti

• Bridges

What's that phrase I remember from college? It's on the tip of my tongue ...

Oh, yeah. "Question authority."