Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Contemplating One's Utter Failure

I should have read the rules before I got started. What a waste of my years. I've done everything wrong.

Herewith, a list of things that those-in-the-know have decreed one must never photograph, unless one wishes to reveal oneself as incompetent and a fool:

  • Graveyards
  • Holiday Pictures
  • Pets
  • Homeless People
  • Flowers
  • Ashtrays
  • Your Car or Its Rearview Mirror
  • Puddles
  • Looking Up a Tree
  • Live Bands
  • Grafitti
  • Bridges

What's that phrase I remember from college? It's on the tip of my tongue ...

Oh, yeah. "Question authority."

No comments:

Post a Comment

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...