It's Saturday

Is Michael Jackson still dead? Shouldn't he have risen by now? I mean, he deserves a resurrection, doesn't he? His sacrificial death has wiped the planet clean of all conflicts, repressions, wars, and recessions. We all know this. It's on the news. It's the only news that's on the news.

But it's been two days. Can we get up off our knees now? They're beginning to smart.

Now, if only our heads would do the same.