Craig's List's "Missed Connections"

This is too cute - cue the violins:

You were sitting at a corner table with four other guys Friday night. I am one of the three cops sitting at the table across from you. I couldn't help but overhear your conversation about being a PhD from Mississippi. I am from Hattiesburg myself. I have to ask, who were the two hot, masculine muscular guys sitting to your right? I think you are cute too, but I am not into feminine guys.

What is it with fuckin' Hattiesburg?!