Friday, March 30, 2007

Oh, Those Catholics

It seems imperative that every year's Holy Week brings some new attack upon the Catholic Church. This year in New York, that attack has come in the form of milk chocolate. It seems some morally-bankrupt "art" gallery has chosen to hang a sculpture of the crucified Jesus molded in chocolate.

Who would have the thought the cocoa bean would bring about the demise of Western Christianity?

Good Chocolate
Reverent, holy, sweet.

Bad Chocolate
Offensive, ugly, rude, nasty, sexy, an abomination,
take it away, melt it down and dump the residue in the sea!

Update, 3:15 PM: Jesus is buried, no doubt wrapped in a tin-foil shroud. Wait for the Resurrection.

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