Some Chuckles

The current New Yorker online has a funny article-ette by Paul Rudman, "Further Proof that Lincoln Was Gay." In it you'll come across such gems as:

When Lincoln was a boy, he would walk twenty miles through the snow every morning to buy magazines....

Lincoln liked to say, “All men are created equal, except at the beach.”...

When Lincoln was told that Lee had surrendered, he gasped and exclaimed, “Oh no she didn’t!”

Give it a look.