1: Praise ye VISA. Praise MASTERCARD in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.
2: Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness.
3: Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp.
4: Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.
5: Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals.
6: Let every thing that hath breath praise VISA. Praise ye MASTERCARD.
Revised Republican Version