Thursday, February 17, 2005

Happy Birthday, Sperm Magnet!

Even though we weren't there for you at the beginning - about 36 years ago - we have loved you for as long as we have known you - far short of 36 years.

Always being true to yourself, you have given everyone around you nothing but giddy joy - since about 36 years ago.

We won't mention your years of longevity today (about 36). They amount to an accomplishment (damn! 36!!). But we will say, "As long as you lay (for 36 years), so long may you fly (for another 36!)"

Bring on the (36) pool tables, Honey!

And bend over, Sweetheart...for 36 times :-)



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